I’ve been watching the NBC promos for American Gladiators for the last month or so with a pained expression on my face. They were doing everything in their power to crush my childhood memories of watching this show every Saturday morning. The only reason I decided to tune in after watching football was to confirm my suspicions that all hope was lost.

After viewing back to back episodes I must say, it actually wasn’t too bad. I’ll run down what I consider to be the pros and the cons of the season premiere.

Pros
- Pretty exciting action, the eliminator obstacle course is brutal. The women were so exhausted by the end they looked like they needed medical attention.
- There was an injury within the first 10 minutes of the first episode. Then a woman smashed her forehead at the end of episode two, Americans love the sight of blood.
- Hellga (pictured here). She looks like she could tear up a bucket of fried chicken.
- Laila Ali …. LAILA ALI!!! Shes purty.. plus when one of the contestants got water on her she was about to unleash her inner Shaniqua. She threatened him in the nicest way possible.
- One of the female contestants had major camel toe.

Cons
- It’s extremely overproduced, too many bells whistles, and forced crowd participation.
- The Wolf howl. They practically beat us over the head with it all night. Okay, he’s hairy like a wolf, he doesn’t have to scream like an idiot every 10 seconds.
- I cringed when they made the pacific islander guy start chanting in his native language. I bet you that wasn’t his idea originally.
- Hulk Hogan needs to take it down about 2 notches before he has a heart attack.
- How are you gonna base a show around people with godlike physiques and have a fat ass referee? He looks like he went to audition for “The Biggest Loser” and wandered onto the wrong casting call.

The topic of this post involves two things I don’t particularly care for… swimming and the French, but ‘bare’ with me….

Following in our shameless tradition of providing photos of Kimberly Bell and Kim Kardashian, here are the naked photos of French Swimmer Laure Manaudou. Allegedly, her ex boyfriend Luca Marin got pissed off and leaked these online, which shouldn’t surprise anyone. He denies it of course:

“I know nothing about the video and have only seen the photos. Yes, it looks like it’s really her but it is ridiculous to think it was me who put them there,” Marin told the Italian newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport.

WARNING: The photos are VERY explicit. Not safe for work WHATSOEVER. Clicking the link below is the kinda stuff that will get you fired.

Not only are the pictures explicit… she’s ugly. So you’d get fired for nothing.

Okay… you’ve been sufficiently warned, CLICK HERE TO SEE THE CARNAGE

Shout out to [Epic Carnival for the heads up]

Warning: Be patient and let the images load. Putting this many large files on one page is generally not recommended but the results are well worth it in this case. If you’re one of the fourteen people on earth left using 56k….. may god help you.

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1. Of course we HAD to include the late Sean Taylor. Check out his earth shattering hit on Eric Frampton of the Detroit Lions. You can see more Sean Taylor hits on YouTube HERE

2. I don’t really know what to say about this one, just watch it. One of the sideline staffers for the Indianapolis Colts has something more than football on his mind. There’s pure lust in his eyes…

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I pity those who say “women belong in the kitchen”, and “women are of no value on the field unless they’re wearing cheerleader outfits”. Females make great contributions to the world of sports and should be applauded for not taking on the traditional roles, like being a secretary, or stay at home mom.

You show em girl!!!! Susan B. Anthony stand up!!!!!