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Reggie Bush Looks Like Such A Simp

May 14th, 2008 . by Chuck

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In this clip from Kim Kardashian’s show, she undergoes treatment to remove cellulite from her thighs, then does a special photo shoot.

Reggie Bush appears during the photo session and looks extremely uncomfortable while his girlfriend seductively poses. Kim mentions that Reggie is uneasy with the situation while Bush stands in the corner semi-pouting. (you can view the photos from the following vid in THIS post)

You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.


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Roy Williams Got A *little* Sensitive About The Horsecollar Teasing

May 13th, 2008 . by Chuck

All the scrutiny Roy Williams faced last season eventually caught up with him. He’s been regarded as vulnerable, slow, and dirty for his tendencies to injure opponents with his horsecollar tackling.
Horsecollar That Ho! The Instructional DVD

The opposing teams would intentionally throw the ball towards whatever receiver Roy was defending to exploit his lack of speed. The Dallas Cowboys responded by pulling Roy off the field on 3rd downs and obvious passing situations.

This has caused Williams to distance himself from the team and train on his own during the offseason. He’s reportedly lost 30lbs by using a new water based regimen, and is looking to prove the world (including his team mates) wrong. If the 2008 doesn’t pan out for Williams, he’ll most likely demand a trade due to the fact that he already dislikes the system Dallas uses.

“According to teammate Greg Ellis, speaking to Sirius, “Roy told me in training camp, ‘Greg, this defense does not fit me. I don’t fit in well with this defense at all.’”

Reggie Bush Angry That Kim Kardashian Calendar Pictures Leaked

May 12th, 2008 . by Chuck

One of these days… I’m going to stop giving them the attention they obviously crave….. But today ain’t the day. Sports Illustrated and Sports By Brooks had the scoop:

“For those of you (which we assume is all of you) who missed last night’s Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s, we’ll break it down for you. Kim decided to make a calendar for Reggie Bush. Kim’s mom then decided to sell the calendar. Reggie got pissed that these risque calendars were on the market. Kim had to buy back all the calendars.”

I don’t quite understand this, mainly because Kim Kardashian has:

A. a sex tape with Ray J. giving her his microscopic babies
B. a playboy spread

So what exactly is there to be secretive about at this point? The entire world has already seen every inch of your girlfriend Reggie, I doubt a few tame calendar pictures are going to change anything homie…keep it movin.

Kim Kardashian Calendar Reggie Bush
Kim Kardashian Calendar photos
Kim Kardashian Pics

Spygate reloaded?

May 8th, 2008 . by Stankoniforous One

Belichick

Matt Walsh finally turned over the tapes.  Things don’t look good in Patriot-land. 

The New York Times obtained a list of the Walsh tapes, and the league confirmed that list, which says that the Patriots taped offensive and defensive coaches in regular-season games against the Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, Cleveland Browns and San Diego Chargers. The team also made video of the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 2002 AFC Championship Game.

Not included was the mysterious Super Bowl walkthrough.  That was supposed to be the smoking gun, but Walsh’s legal piece has this to say. 

“Mr. Walsh has never claimed to have a tape of the walk-through,” said Walsh’s lawyer Michael Levy, according to the Times. “Mr. Walsh has never been the source of any of the media speculation about such a tape. Mr. Walsh was not the source for the Feb. 2 Boston Herald article.”

This does not look good for the NFL or the Patriots right now.  This will have to be an addendum to the Anti-Patriot post.  Personally, Stank-0 is torn about this.  The Patriots (and their fans) definitely need to be humbled but this is serious bidness. 

Hey Lady, You’re Doing It Wrong.. [The Cedric Benson Boating Arrest]

May 7th, 2008 . by Chuck

I won’t give a long explanation of what happened, but for those of you who don’t know the details, Cedric Benson was arrested for “boating while intoxicated” this weekend. His story of events vary wildly from his arresting officers who used pepper spray to subdue him. Benson said he was a victim of police brutality.

A female passenger from Benson’s boat stepped forward today claiming she was so concerned about his safety, that she phoned her parents and urged them to call the police on Cedric’s behalf.

I called my dad and told him, ‘Call 911, my black friend is getting beaten up by police on Lake Travis,’ ” said Elizabeth Cartwright, 22, a friend of Benson’s from the University of Texas. “It’s more what I heard than what I saw. I have never heard or seen Cedric that scared.”

LOL!

My initial reaction is obvious. If you want the police to respond to you immediately, the LAST thing you say is “my black friend is suffering from police brutality”. You have to say something like “I think this poor old white lady is being robbed!!!”. I guarantee the authorities will be there promptly.

My second reaction is, why did she call her parents and ask them to call the police instead of simply calling them herself?

[SportsByBrooks]

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