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Ex Cowboy Clint Stoerner Charged With Drunken Driving

September 29th, 2007 . by Dell

Football has jumped to an early lead in the Sportaphile Fantasy Criminal League with an arrest not even 24 hours after scoring began.

Clint StoernerFormer Dallas Cowboys quarterback Clint Stoerner was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated, violation of the implied-consent law requiring a driver to submit to a breath-analysis test if requested by police, and violation of the city’s motor-vehicle sound limit ordinance, which are all misdemeanors. These three charges bring in a whopping 150 points for the football squad.

“There was a distinct odor of intoxicants on his breath (and) his eyes were bloodshot and glassy. Stoerner swayed when he stood still,” the police report said.

Police administered a field sobriety test, which “indicated that he was intoxicated,” and Stoerner was arrested and taken to the Washington County Jail, police said

Stoerner served five NFL seasons (four in Dallas, 2000-2003), and played for the Arkansas Razorbacks, Stoerner still holds many Razorback passing records. Read the rest of this entry »

Shane Has More Than Sugar In His Tank; Admits To Using Steroids

September 28th, 2007 . by Dell

Shane Mosley has admitted to ‘unknowingly’ using steroids before his rematch with Oscar De La Hoya in 2003. In an Interview with ESPN.com Sugar Shane sang a tune similar to Barry Bonds when he appeared in court many years ago.

“Unknowingly, yes, some of the substances they are talking about, were being used as part of the workouts. I didn’t know what the hell it was,” Mosley said from Big Bear, Calif “I had no intentions of trying to cheat or do anything crazy, My thing is live healthy, eat healthy. That’s how I live. I’m not afraid what people will think. I know the truth.”

Mosley also shares another trait with Bonds, he’s a workout freak, very in tune with his body and what he puts in it. Could it be that BALCO was ran by cunning evil chemists that coerced hardcore athletes to take supplements without questioning? According to Mosley… yes, thats exactly what happened. Read the rest of this entry »

Video: News Station Plays Wrong Kevin Everett Footage In Live TV Screwup

September 28th, 2007 . by Dell

HILARIOUS!

News 12 in West Palm Beach, Florida planned to do a quick update on injured Buffalo Bills player Kevin Everett. But as anchor Pat Murphy read his report, someone in production played the wrong footage. Instead of seeing Kevin Everett, viewers were treated to a Suge Knight looking prisoner getting hyphy in his wheelchair. I love how Pat says “….THATS the wrong video by the way….” with a smirk on his face.

Tim Hardaway Has Been Cured Of Homophobia

September 27th, 2007 . by Dell

Tim Hardaway is a new man. Just months ago, he appeared on Dan LeBatard’s radio show in Miami and declared to the world that he hated gays, and stated they had no place in the world. The backlash was massive, Hardaway was pounded (pause) by gay rights groups all around the nation, and removed from his duties at NBA All-Star Weekend. Tim’s businesses also took a hit and were forced to change their names because of his hateful comments. But thanks to the spiritual powers of TV evangelists, Tim has been cured of his homophobe ways and now sees the light.

.. Okay not really.

According to ESPN, Hardaway has been kickin it ‘ol school with various gays through the YES Institute in south Florida. The YES Institute’s mission is to raise awareness on issues facing gay, lesbian, and transgender youth.

“I just wanted to go in and get educated, that’s all. Get educated on what I said and why I said those things,” Hardaway said Thursday in an interview with The Associated Press. “I’m working on understanding it now. I’m not really trying to make amends. I’ve been there trying to get help.”

Is his newfound respect for homosexuals genuine? Some Read the rest of this entry »

DeAngelo Hall Avoids Suspension For On Field Outburst

September 26th, 2007 . by Dell

When DeAngelo Hall isn’t getting absolutely torched by elite NFL receivers he enjoys hurting his team in other ways, such as having mental breakdowns during crunch time in the second half.

deangelo-hall.jpgDuring Sunday’s game versus the Carolina Panthers, DeAngelo Hall was penalized 67 yards on a single drive. Steve Smith got inside the cornerbacks head and it was downhill from there. In addition to jawing with receivers, teammates and officials, Hall also mixed it up with coach Bobby Petrino. Word came down that Hall would receive a “significant penalty” which led many to believe he would be suspended, but at the end of the day Hall is expected to be fined a little over $100,000

Cornerback DeAngelo Hall will not be suspended by Atlanta officials, ESPN.com has learned, but will be sanctioned with what one league source termed a “pretty steep” fine for his actions in the Falcons’ 27-20 loss to the Carolina Panthers last Sunday.

Sources said the fine will be for less than one full game-check, which based on Hall’s base salary of $3.11 million for 2007, would have amounted to $182,941. But the penalty levied by the Falcons will still be in the low six-figure range.

After being abused, it makes watching this video of Hall bragging on his skills that much funnier.

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Psychic huh? I wonder if he knew T.O. was gonna hock a loogie in his face.

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