Beckham and his Chihuahua looking wife Victoria were spotted at “The Pleasure Chest Adult SuperStore” in Hollywood, which surprised a lot of people.

“David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on some goods. Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly.

“They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for.”

When I read this, it immediately caused me to revisit my previous statement that Snoop may have bullied Beckham into financing an adult film. The proper little english boy has a bad side afterall.

Speaking of Snoop.

His new album Ego Trippin is good stuff, in fact it’s good enough for me to forgive his decision to remix the theme song to ABC’s “One Life To Live”.

Staxxx In My Jeans is definitely the best song on the album
(NSFW)

It gets better:

Gonzalez also confirmed that there was no security plan in place around the Cuban team to avoid defections. The team was staying at the Doubletree Hotel Tampa Westshore Airport.

Who made sure the hotel doors were padlocked? It had to be obvious that the first chance available someone was gonna vamp out. It’s almost like Gonzalez was begging players to defect. How hard is it to catch a cab? Language barrier, the reader might say. It’s FLA, at least 5 out of 10 cabbies have to speak Spanish.

The five players, who are ghost, leaves the Cuban team with only 13; of which 12 are available to play after Linares received a red card in the 1-1 draw against the United States.

What’s worse is the Cuban team might have to forfeit the rest of the tournament. Now the international politics part is of no concern, but an undeserving team might become an Olympic qualifier because of this.

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But the other reason I’m posting this is because Rambo was the single greatest movie I’ve seen this year. You simply haven’t seen a good movie until you’ve seen someone get a 3 foot section of their body torn off with the .50 cal.

Anyways, on to the story.

Sylvester Stallone recently told reporters that he strongly considered casting David Beckham as the new Rambo.

“”I knew that David Beckham would be received as a superstar when he came to America. Actually, I thought that maybe I should put him in the new Rambo film and chase him around the jungle for a couple of months.”"

Stallone went on to say that Rambo was the most physically exhausting thing he’s ever done, and that it made shooting the Rocky movies look like ballet. David shouldn’t have had any problem acting in the jungle, he runs around on a soccer field for 3 hours pretending to care every week. Stallone must have gotten the memo that although Beckham is interested in movies, he prefers the ones with nekkid beezies.

According to the Daily Star, the LA Galaxy midfielder, who is friends with Snoop Dogg, said that he did not want an acting role in any blue movie. Instead, Dogg attempted to persuade Beckham to finance a new porn film.

“I want him to put up the money for a movie we want to do,” he said. “We like the same type of movie.

“He (Beckham) said, ‘I don’t want to act’ and I replied, ‘You don’t have to act – why don’t you just finance it?’”.

Does anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that David doesn’t really want to take part in any of these ventures, but the allure of being Snoop Dogg’s new friend is too much to resist?

I’ve already heard some good movie title ideas….

Snoop Dogg and David Beckham Present:
Hot Soccer Moms, Taking it Balls Deep

Snoop Dogg and David Beckham present:
“Tax Shelter XXX : No One Takes It Up The Ass”

1. Ron Artest / DMX - If Ron Artest and DMX got busted in a barn with 3 pounds of coke, a goat, and a copy of “8 minute abs”…. none of us would be THAT surprised. This comes from the fact that they’re both probably a little mental. When Ron Artest or DMX get on a microphone theres no telling whats going to come out of their mouth.

2. Wes Welker/Eminem - Em and Wes never got the memo that white boys weren’t supposed to be that good at receiving and rapping, and we love them for it anyways.

3. Jim Brown/Ice-T - “POWER TO THE PEOPLE, LETS STOP POLICE BRUTALITY, I LOVE MY NUBIAN SISTAZ, “wait… is that a white girl over there? I’ll have one of those…”

4. Ricky Williams/Redman - Ricky and Redman are both MUCH better at what they do than they will ever get credit for. Mostly due to the fact that they would rather smoke weed than anything else.

5. The Rock / Ice Cube – You were good. You were REALLY good. But somehow the allure of making mediocre movies was stronger than continuing your true calling in life.

6. Tim Duncan/Talib Kweli - Talib and Timmy both have reputations for being true technicians at their craft. Despite their superior skill and dedication, they’re both BORING as all hell, and most people can’t be too bothered to care about them one way or another.

Ronaldinho/Dizzee Rascal - I hear these guys are VERY popular overseas, but somehow we have managed to care about them even less than Talib and Timmy.

Jerome Bettis/Biggie - Although you guys are no longer in your chosen profession, you were both too fat to be as good as you were. You guys are inspirations to chunky men everywhere. Have a milkshake on me homey.

Terrell Owens/ Kanye West - T.O. and Kanye are two of the most passionate, dedicated, talented, influential…..CRYBABIES I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m actually a fan of both of them, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that they both spend too much time on their period.

Vinny Testaverde/KRS-One - You are both EIGHT THOUSAND YEARS OLD. Sit your asses down somewhere and retire please. (For real this time Vinny, we know you like to come back when someone gets hurt).

This whole thing is totally random and left me scratching my head. There are various explanations as to whats going on here, which could be one of the following scenarios:

1. Snoop is just high, and completely made all of this up after hitting the purp a few times. (highly likely)

2. It’s true, David Beckham is trying to earn his ghetto pass (much like Justin Timberlake did a few years back) by linking up with Snoop Dogg.

3. Snoop is using David Beckham to try and gain entry back into the United Kingdom.

It looks like number one is definitely false, because Snoop and Beckham are teaming up to release a line of slippers…. yes…. slippers. When the biggest soccer star in the world, and a hip hop legend team up, you get cozy foot warmers. Nothing says “athletics and lyricism” like warm foot coverings. What does Snoop Dogg have to say for himself?

“I got David a pair of slippers as a present and he took a picture of him wearing them and sent it to me. I was like, ‘They look cool,’ Snoop exclaimed. “We are talking about making a slipper together. So when I stop rapping and he stops playing soccer, we can kick back and slip on a house shoe.”

I haven’t been this disappointed since Arby’s stopped selling those philly cheesesteak flatbread sandwiches….

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1. Of course we HAD to include the late Sean Taylor. Check out his earth shattering hit on Eric Frampton of the Detroit Lions. You can see more Sean Taylor hits on YouTube HERE

2. I don’t really know what to say about this one, just watch it. One of the sideline staffers for the Indianapolis Colts has something more than football on his mind. There’s pure lust in his eyes…

3. Lebron James appeared on Saturday Night Live a few months ago, this is from the Solid Gold skit. I bet that Colts sideline staffer liked this one…

4. This is without a doubt the most replayed moment from this years X games. Jake Brown hits the 720 and then falls one billion feet to the ground. See the video HERE

5. Is this Dominique Wilkins or Michael Jordan? I cant really tell.

6. I’ve seen a powerbomb reversed into a huracanrana before, but I’ve never seen a powerbomb reversed into another powerbomb.

7. Rene Higuita, the goalkeeper for Colombia executes the Scorpion Kick. (Thanks to ric-s from Ballhype for the info)

8. One of the few ways to make bowling watchable.

9. Nathan Quarry gets knocked out by Rich Franklin

10. Not to be outdone, look at this women’s boxing knockout. The video is even better, check it out HERE

“No one would have thought me and my boy David would have anything in common, said Snoop. We come from separate worlds. But he has the dollars at his disposal and we’re talking about putting our money together to do a movie. It’s incredibly exciting.

“We both love fashion too, and we might even do a fashion label as well. I think he got his idea to have cornrows in his hair from me, which is great.

This whole thing is totally random and left me scratching my head. There are various explanations as to whats going on here, which could be one of the following scenarios:

1. Snoop is just high, and completely made all of this up after hitting the purp a few times. (highly likely)

3. Snoop is using David Beckham to try and gain entry back into the United Kingdom.

For those who don’t know, Snoop Dogg was banned from the United Kingdom this year due to various run-ins with the law, including an incident at Heathrow Airport in London, England. What better way to soften up the English than becoming BFF’s with one of their biggest stars?

When Snoop hits Europe something worthwhile always happens, check out this clip of Tha Doggfather on dutch television earlier this year. It contains explicit language so be careful, it’s damn sure funny though.