And make no mistake…. For those of us who are too broke to take a trip to Africa, being that up close and personal with Serena’s cheeks is the best alternative. Cause that booty is straight from the motherland.

This poor girl looked like she wanted to be anywhere else in the world at that particular moment. (but she very well could have been laughing, who knows).

Peep the sequence of events below

That was funny and all… but jesus christ do you see Serena’s ass??? I’d strike that down with the wrath of Thor.

Don’t understand our government’s economic bailout? The answer is in her booty.
Wanna know who’s winning the election? The answer is in her booty.
When will America leave Iraq? … Check the cheeks homie.

Serena’s ass knew who shot J.R.

… Oh yeah, and shout out to Serena for being the only black celebrity willing to get her hair wet in full view of paparazzi.

more pics below


[Pics via The YBF]

One of the more interesting sub-stories of this year’s Wimbledon was the “faceless couple” who popped up in the crowd. Many speculated throughout the course of the week as to who was behind the faceless phenomenon. Were they activists? pranksters? terrorists?

Nah son…. thats Michael Jackson. Look in the picture below, he even has Tito driving. Space aliens wouldn’t have a negro driver… thats a learned American trait.

I know y’all remember a few months ago, MJ showed up at a different sporting event and tried to blend in. He attended a UFC event in Las Vegas with a scarf, sunglasses, and a crappy fisherman’s hat. That disguise obviously didn’t work, so Michael had to dig in his pockets to come up with something a little more high tech.

On a side note… I REALLY want one of these masks.

A few of you may have heard Rafael Nadal demolished Federer earlier this week at the French Open, cruising to an easy victory. The Mirror decided to add insult to injury and take a few shots at his fiancee, who seemingly likes to get her yum-yum on.

Roger Federer was highly embarrassed at Roland Garros on Sunday afternoon. And he’s only himself to blame for letting his tubby fiancee Mirka sit in the stands.

Poor old Fed – he offered as much resistance to Rafael Nadal during the French Open as Mirka does when the dessert trolley appears.

This post has been brought to you by the good folks at Down The Line! in conjunction with my undying hatred for Roger Federer.

Getcha grub on boo…

Also, I wanted to post this funny picture I found, congrats Maria!

Commenters on a lot of blogs are saying shes out of shape, but she defated the #1 tennis player in the world last week, so she can’t be doing that bad.

two more pics below

Mikhail Youzhny lost a point after a long volley and became so angry he struck himself in the head with his own racket three times. A stream of blood rushed down his forehead and the match had to be temporarily stopped while trainers patched up the wound. If things like this happened in tennis every week maybe…. just maybe….I would consider not making fun of it so often.

[Shout out to SportsByBrooks for the photo]

It didn’t affect us. We were trained for something like that. Tennis is a prejudice game. Well, I’m Black and I’m prejudiced, very prejudiced. I’ll be always prejudiced as the White man. The White man hated me all my life and I hate him. That’s no secret. I’m not even an American, it just so happens that I was born in America. People are prejudiced in tennis. I don’t think Venus or Serena was ever accepted by tennis. They never will be. But if you get some little White no good trasher in America like Tracy Austin or Chris Evert who cannot hit the ball, they will claim this is great.

You can read Richard’s entire interview with the Deccan Herald HERE.

While I agree that Venus and Serena definitely faced discrimination, Richard is approaching this the wrong way. The timing of this latest tirade is especially bad considering the presidential race going on right now. People over the age of 55 in America (no matter what race they are) generally have very bitter feelings towards one another due to the civil rights movement and racial tensions in America’s past.

This kinda reminds me of Chris Rock’s stand up on how old black people are the most racist in the country.

Nothing more racist than a old black man, you know why? Cos the old black man went through some real racism. He ain’t go through that ‘I can’t get a cab’ shit. He *WAS* the cab! White man just jump on his back; ‘Main Street!’

thats REAL. LOL

(this video is NSFW)

“If I were the commissioner of tennis I would outlaw (screeching during matches),” Navratilova told reporters at the Foreign Correspondents Club of Japan earlier this week. “Maria Sharapova’s level gets louder the closer the match and quite frankly it’s not necessary, they aren’t lifting 300 pounds, they’re hitting a tennis ball.”

I don’t watch much tennis (usually only when Serena or Sharapova plays), but If you’ve never seen them go at it, they let out these huge banshee wails from time to time. Although Martina Navratilova is right about them possibly overdoing it, I personally don’t have a problem with it. Neither should Martina, isn’t she a lesbian? I would think that hot sweaty women letting out passionate screams would be met with her approval.

They sure in the hell meet mine.
LET IT OUT SERENA!

[story found @ Down The Line]