I’m sad to report he broke Michael Johnson’s old world record…. I don’t have anything against Usain Bolt.. other than the fact that he’s not American.

Here’s a backup video, just in case.

Never has 2 and a half pounds of bling looked less gangsta.

Every once in a while, you see something that you can’t quite formulate a response for….and this is one of those times. This is a video of NBC Analyst Mary Carillo during the 2004 Athens games…she starts talking about Badminton equipment and then slowly trails off into something I can’t quite describe.

The YouTube description says this aired in the middle of the night, so many folks missed out. If this was a scripted thing.. .she should really go to Hollywood because I’m fooled.

Even though I was rooting against her in the women’s 100 meter dash, It didn’t take long for Shelly Ann Fraser of Jamaica to win me over in her post race interview. This is probably the most adorable athlete in the entire Olympics, if you only want to see the interview (the best part), skip to the 4 minute mark in the video.

She just makes you wanna say “awwwwwwwwwwww” and pinch the hell out of her cheeks.

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This dude is so fast that he was celebrating with only 80% of the race finished. When you watch the video, look at how hard everyone else is running compared to Usain, who looks as if he’s taking a stroll.

The funniest part of the video is the random Chinese fan who puts his arm around Bolt and squeezes him like a long lost brother. I’m sure Bolt was so happy he didn’t know or care who was showing him so much love at the moment.

Update: If you’re looking for Usain’s world breaking 200m peformance, Click Here