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Bill Parcells Is LOVIN Whats Going On In Dallas Right Now

October 20th, 2008 . by Dell

It’s pretty much common knowledge among football fans that the recent success of the Dallas Cowboys is due to Bill Parcells. He came in and rebuilt the team while instilling discipline and character which eventually grew the team into an NFC powerhouse.

When Parcells stepped down and Wade Phillips inherited the team, Phillips led the crew to a 13-3 record last year and took the credit, but folks know all he did was cash in Parcells’ chips. Cowboys players like Terrell Owens praised Wade Phillips because his laid back style is a stark contrast to the disciplinarian Parcells. I remember Terrell Owens once saying “Coach Phillips lets us be men” or something like that.

So fast forward to this season….

Dallas has all the talent in the world but they can’t execute, there’s no team chemistry, and theres no sense of leadership and accountability. These are all attributes that Parcells MUST have on his team, and I know he has to find some joy in seeing the mighty Cowboys come apart at the seams without him.

Jason Taylor To The Packers? This Is Just Downright CRUEL!!!

June 18th, 2008 . by Dell

If Bill Parcells and Tony Sparano really want to get back at Jason Taylor for being an unruly employee, they’d trade him to the Green Bay Packers as these rumors suggest.

Sure, we all know that the Green Bay Packers almost made the Super Bowl last year, and we all know they have a MUCH better chance of success than Miami does. That would be an ideal situation for Jason Taylor as far as doing something meaningful in the last year of his career.

but dude…

Trading a black man who lives in a warm climate with Hollywood aspirations to Green Bay, Wisconsin is probably the most evil thing you could do. Jason has been jetsetting between Miami and Los Angeles for the entire offseason setting the wheels in motion to take the entertainment industry by storm when he’s done with the NFL. Shipping him to a freezing city that contains 1.38% black people and 0.000000% to do with anything remotely entertaining will assuredly bring Jason to tears when he hears the news.