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Roy Williams Got A *little* Sensitive About The Horsecollar Teasing

May 13th, 2008 . by Chuck

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All the scrutiny Roy Williams faced last season eventually caught up with him. He’s been regarded as vulnerable, slow, and dirty for his tendencies to injure opponents with his horsecollar tackling.
Horsecollar That Ho! The Instructional DVD

The opposing teams would intentionally throw the ball towards whatever receiver Roy was defending to exploit his lack of speed. The Dallas Cowboys responded by pulling Roy off the field on 3rd downs and obvious passing situations.

This has caused Williams to distance himself from the team and train on his own during the offseason. He’s reportedly lost 30lbs by using a new water based regimen, and is looking to prove the world (including his team mates) wrong. If the 2008 doesn’t pan out for Williams, he’ll most likely demand a trade due to the fact that he already dislikes the system Dallas uses.

“According to teammate Greg Ellis, speaking to Sirius, “Roy told me in training camp, ‘Greg, this defense does not fit me. I don’t fit in well with this defense at all.’”

Video: Terrell Owens Crying In Defense Of Tony Romo

January 13th, 2008 . by Chuck

During the post game press conference, a reporter asked a question about Tony Romo and the whole Mexico vacation and Terrell got emotional. “Thats my team mate, it’s not fair… thats my quarterback”. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Owens come to the defense of a team mate like that, nobody messes with his BFF. (no romo…)

I’ve always been a huge Owens supporter, and I do think he was genuinely being a good team mate when he did it, but I’m still laughing my ass off nonetheless. This is gonna get worn out all week.


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Roy Williams Presents ‘Horsecollar That Ho!’ The Instructional DVD

January 3rd, 2008 . by Chuck

To celebrate his new reserve spot on the Pro Bowl roster, Roy Williams is set to release Horsecollar That Ho!, an instructional DVD.

Has Roy Williams left you in awe when he dug his hands in the pads of your favorite superstars and yanked them to the ground with the force of 12 mighty oxen? Well now you can learn how to ruin the lower extremities of your foes just like Roy!

Did grandma get you socks for Christmas again?… Horsecollar that ho!
Is the boss riding you at work again?… Horsecollar that ho!
Your child won’t stop cryng?…. Horsecollar that ho!

The possibilities are endless.

Roy Williams Horsecollar tackle DVD