During an interview with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and Deion Sanders a few weeks back, Deion mentioned that Snoop Dogg said hip hop needs an authority figure like Mr. Goodell to oversee things.

While I typically disagree with Roger, I do respect his ability to frighten young black men more than anyone on earth not wearing a badge. So I present to you, a list of things that would happen under Roger’s reign in rap music.

If Roger Goodell were the commissioner of hip hop….

DMX would be banned – So lets get this straight….. he hasn’t released a good album OR a good movie since Aaliyah passed away, he doesn’t know who Barack Obama is, and he’s been arrested five times this year alone??? Roger wouldn’t stand for such foolishness.. BANNED.

If Roger Goodell were the commissioner of hip hop….

You wouldn’t be allowed to diss legends unless you have more than 2 hit albums – Am I the only hip hop fan who gets sick of headlines like “Jim Jones disses Jay-Z”, or “Yung Berg hates 2pac” or something else equally foolish? Who decided it was okay to give these clowns attention? Hip hop culture doesn’t respect it’s elders and Roger simply wouldn’t go for it.

If Roger Goodell were the commissioner of hip hop….

“Video Vixens” can’t release any more tell-all books – It was okay at first, but how many more books are we going to have to endure in this genre? Okay, you gave Lil Wayne head at Summer Jam, now do you have anything else noteworthy to say?… I didn’t think so. Uncle Roger don’t love dem hoez.
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Word on the street is San Francisco 49ers tight end Vernon Davis is dating ‘Black’ from Flavor of Love 3. Although it wasn’t as good as the first two seasons, Flavor of Love was one of my favorite shows and Black was the best looking contestant. It seems as if she endured a few weeks of pretending she liked Flav, now she has the REAL prize in the form of a professional athlete…. not a bad trade off.

Update: I’ve been contacted by Vernon Davis’ publicist who says the rumors of a relationship with “Black” are 100% false. Here’s the statement in full:

“During Big Tiger’s 7th Annual Celebrity Weekend in DC, Vernon Davis posed for pictures with Black from Flavor of Love, as he did with most of the celebrities present that weekend. Rumors have started to fly that he and Black are dating, or that he is her new man. This is ABSOLUTELY not true. Vernon is single and is not officially dating anyone.”

I’ve include more pics of Candace a.k.a. Black below if anyones interested…. Read the rest of this entry »