The death of the Patriots
February 6th, 2008 . by Stankoniforous OneIf you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed to receive instant updates.
No this is not another “karma caught up with the Pats” post. The Pats are done quite simply because the Giants provided a Technicolor, hi def blueprint on how to beat the Patriots. Stank-0 is certain every team will dissect Super Bowl XLII more than the Zapruder film.
Exhibit A, the St. Louis Rams. After they lost in the Super Bowl, it’s been a tailspin. It’s like they discovered coke, hookers, and purp at the same time.
In any case, if you weren’t watching the action away from the ball, Stank-0 was and this is what he saw.
The GMen did the following:
- Put their best cover corner, Sam Madison, on Randy Moss. Sounds like what everyone does, right? WRONG! Madison followed Moss everywhere he went on the field. He was on him like a wage garnishment on a dead beat dad.
- Madison got physical with Moss, that doesn’t happen often with Moss. Madison played bump-and-run with Moss all night long. Notice that we didn’t hear Moss’ name much during the Super Bowl. There’s a reason, his name is Sam Madison.
- Hit Brady, alot. Whether they sacked him or not, someone hit him or pushed him, or hurried him.
- Borrowed from the Iggles (Eagles) and blitzed heavily. Kawika Mitchell was in the backfield so much he needed to switch jerseys.
- Attacked the aging linebacker corp, borrowing from the Ravens’ game. They have HOFers at linebacker, aging HOFers at linebacker, and it showed.
To quote Star Wars, balance has been restored to the universe. Ain’t life grand…unless you live in Boston, HAHAHAHAHA!
PS the above photo is real, it is not photoshopped.







