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Politics And Money: The Real Reason Major Suspensions Will Be Levied In The “NFL Player Bounty Scandal”

March 4th, 2012 . by admin

Word around town is that various players and coaches for the New Orleans Saints face “lengthy and unprecedented suspensions” after NFL security uncovered a team bounty system that rewarded players for delivering game-ending hits. The fact that the NFL is willing to make an example out of one of their model franchises by forgoing the garden variety 4 game suspension in favor of stiff punishment lets us know that they’re aiming to set an example. During a press release on the issue at hand, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell explained his gripe with the situation:

“It is our responsibility to protect player safety and the integrity of our game, and this type of conduct will not be tolerated. We have made significant progress in changing the culture with respect to player safety and we are not going to relent. We have more work to do and we will do it.”

The NFL would love for everyone to believe they’re about to drop the hammer on Sean Payton, Gregg Williams, Mickey Loomis and a bunch of New Orleans Saints players because their actions were a detriment to the health of opposing NFL players. As we all know, the NFL has taken an increased interest in player safety over the last few seasons with rule changes to protect quarterbacks, receivers, and kick returners. The problem is, ending violence and injuries in the NFL is like trying to end piracy on the internet…… it’s a pipe dream. You cannot end serious bodily harm in football without irrevocably breaking the game, and you cannot end piracy on the internet without irrevocably destroying the world wide web.

So what do you do?
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Greg Jennings. Meet Mr. Roman Harper [Animated .gif Immortalization]

November 24th, 2008 . by admin

Aaron Rodgers led Greg Jennings over the middle in tonight’s game, and the Saints made them pay dearly. Rodgers was intercepted multiple times, but this particular play was one of the most demoralizing.

I give Greg Jennings all the props in the world for actually holding on to the ball, because Harper absolutely CRUSHED him. I’ve included 2 animated .gifs plus video….. check it.

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Reggie Bush Looks Like Such A Simp

May 14th, 2008 . by admin

In this clip from Kim Kardashian’s show, she undergoes treatment to remove cellulite from her thighs, then does a special photo shoot.

Reggie Bush appears during the photo session and looks extremely uncomfortable while his girlfriend seductively poses. Kim mentions that Reggie is uneasy with the situation while Bush stands in the corner semi-pouting. (you can view the photos from the following vid in THIS post)

You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.

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Reggie Bush Angry That Kim Kardashian Calendar Pictures Leaked

May 12th, 2008 . by admin

One of these days… I’m going to stop giving them the attention they obviously crave….. But today ain’t the day. Sports Illustrated and Sports By Brooks had the scoop:

“For those of you (which we assume is all of you) who missed last night’s Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s, we’ll break it down for you. Kim decided to make a calendar for Reggie Bush. Kim’s mom then decided to sell the calendar. Reggie got pissed that these risque calendars were on the market. Kim had to buy back all the calendars.”

I don’t quite understand this, mainly because Kim Kardashian has:

A. a sex tape with Ray J. giving her his microscopic babies
B. a playboy spread

So what exactly is there to be secretive about at this point? The entire world has already seen every inch of your girlfriend Reggie, I doubt a few tame calendar pictures are going to change anything homie…keep it movin.

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