DAMMIT.

I wanted the Ravens to make it to the Super Bowl this year, but the Steelers had their way with Baltimore tonight en route to another appearance in the big game. To add insult to injury, Ryan Clark laid this MASSIVE hit on Willis McGahee at the end of the game… it really sucked the life out of the crowd and you could tell everyone was worried about Willis’ well being.

There have been rumors here and there regarding a Hines Ward divorce in the last few months, and it seems like those helpful porn stars are helping ease the pain of his broken heart.

Hines is pictured here with Lisa Ann a.k.a “the chick from the Sarah Palin porno” at the Adult Dvd Empire Company Christmas party (why wasn’t I invited?). According to Lisa’s blog, she didn’t have very much contact with Hines but I’m sure there were more than a few other girls there who have officially entered the new baby mama sweepstakes. What else would he be doing at a porn company party?

The link to Lisa Ann’s blog is here, but you should not click if you’re under 18, or if you’re at work CLICK. There are naked people there, so don’t blame me if you see something you don’t want to.

Also… here’s a picture of Hines’ ex-wife, because I know the gossip hounds would probably go looking for it anyways.

The moment I laid eyes upon Santonio Holmes getting KTFO… I knew I had to create a .gif for it… One day the people at NFL headquarters will wipe all evidence of this hit from YouTube and I’m just doing my part to preserve this moment.

Look at how Santonio does a mix of “Hi Haters” and “The Snake” as he gets up from the turf. Does anyone know the name of the guy laying the hit on Holmes?

We all love to see players get the snot knocked out of them every week right? So from here on out I’ll try to provide animated .gifs of the best hits from the week of NFL action.

In this picture you’ll see Lawyer Milloy knock LJ Smith out of the game with a concussion. Milloy was flagged for laying wood on a defenseless receiver (you should notice that the ball was unreachable).

Are there any other hits I missed? Drop me a line in the comment section and I’ll hunt it down for ya.

Update: One of the commenters thinks the hit James Butler put on Nate Washington was the best of the week. In the .gif you’ll see Butler hit Washington so hard the ball pops up allowing an interception. It seems like Washington was really hurt because he lay there motionless, I didn’t watch the game myself so I’m not sure if he shook it off or not.

Keith Rivers is on my fantasy team.
Keith Rivers scores a lot of points for me.
Keith Rivers is now out for the rest of the season because Hines Ward broke his jaw in 2 places with a helmet to helmet “block”.

[shout out to PFT for the video]