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Jerry, aka the GOATAWR, can you please sit down somewhere!?, It’s not about you anymore. What happened to all your class and dignity?! Moss, aka Mr. Requires a double team, wasn’t even talkin about you. He was referring to the media but you had to insert yourself into the conversation. Jerry, you are first ballot HOF to even casual football fans. You are the blueprint, the path that other WRs follow. We even forgave you for continuing to play and tarnishing your legacy with that Raider stint.

Remember Jerry that records are meant to be broken. Take a page from Hank Aaron’s response to Barry Bonds breaking his record. Be gracious and move on. Moss didn’t get drafted onto a team with ships (championships) and rangs (championship rings) and a starting HOF QB and a sitting HOF QB. Moss has been carrying QBs his entire career. He is simply the most athletic WR to ever lace them up, and he was teamed with a HOF QB for the first time. Did you really think Moss wouldn’t come for a some of your records?! Then MAN UP!

This is your first outburst, but don’t let this happen again.

The Stankoniforous One.

I came to Sportaphile to deliver my trademark Pulitzer Prize winning sports commentary this morning and noticed the site had been attacked.

Am I sensing a Napoleon complex? I wonder what it was that set them off?

Was the time I said Tedy Bruschi looks like a butch lesbian?
…or the forty three times I mentioned they cheated?
…or the time I implied Tom Brady trolls the m4m ads on Craigslist?
…or the time I called out Vince Wilfork for intentionally injuring J.P. Losman?
…or the time I said Randy Moss was a quitter with no heart?
…or the time I called their linebackers old men who get tired when you run at them?
…or the times I made fun of that crazed naked Patriots fan lady?
…or the time I mentioned Rodney Harrison was the dirtiest player in football?

…or the time… you get the point….

I’ll recommend a movie to you guys, called Sorry, Haters!!. It’s extremely good, one of the best independent films I’ve seen in the last year or so. The end of the movie will blow your mind…