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I came to Sportaphile to deliver my trademark Pulitzer Prize winning sports commentary this morning and noticed the site had been attacked.

Am I sensing a Napoleon complex? I wonder what it was that set them off?

Was the time I said Tedy Bruschi looks like a butch lesbian?
…or the forty three times I mentioned they cheated?
…or the time I implied Tom Brady trolls the m4m ads on Craigslist?
…or the time I called out Vince Wilfork for intentionally injuring J.P. Losman?
…or the time I said Randy Moss was a quitter with no heart?
…or the time I called their linebackers old men who get tired when you run at them?
…or the times I made fun of that crazed naked Patriots fan lady?
…or the time I mentioned Rodney Harrison was the dirtiest player in football?

…or the time… you get the point….

I’ll recommend a movie to you guys, called Sorry, Haters!!. It’s extremely good, one of the best independent films I’ve seen in the last year or so. The end of the movie will blow your mind…