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Goodbye Houston Comets, We Hardly Knew Ye

December 2nd, 2008 . by Dell

Did I say hardly? I meant we didn’t know ye…. because nobody really watches WNBA basketball.

The Houston Comets are disbanding due to the fact that this franchise doesn’t have an owner. The league took over control of the team earlier this year from Hilton Koch (for reasons I do not know), and they’ve been unsuccessful in finding someone else to purchase it.

“”You have to build on strength,” WNBA president Donna Orender told The Associated Press in a telephone interview. “My outlook is to build on the fact that the league has great momentum and in Houston we didn’t have the enough runway to get a deal done in time for the 2009 season. So right now we have to move on.”

The WNBA will officially announce the move on Tuesday, which will result in the loss of 37 jobs.”

The way our economy is going right now, you’d be a fool to spend your hard earned $299.98 dollars to buy a women’s basketball team. Such money could easily be spent on a new PS3…. which provides much more entertainment.

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…The Time Lisa Leslie’s Weave Came Out During An Olympic Game…

August 24th, 2008 . by Dell

Why have I never heard about this moment? I was reading a post over at BlackCynic America and they detailed the fateful moment Ms. Leslie became separated from her faux ponytail. This happened in the Sydney 2000 Games, not the current Beijing games, but it’s still hilarious nonetheless.

I’ve never witnessed a more eloquently hilarious recap of Olympic disaster….read on:

Bob Costas confirmed it for me as he announced to the world that Lisa Leslie, from the United States, had just been separated from her ponytail.

Awww snappage!

No he didn’t just put her out there like that! Then the cameras closed in on Lisa and, yep, she was sans the yaki! She looked like she was the victim of an attempted scalping…..Now I was rivited to the screen.

But not only did Lisa Leslie play on, she saved the day by reaching down as she ran by the disconnected weavy tail, scooped it up and tossed it off the court with the grace of Brian Boitano picking up flowers off the frozen ice after a perfect skating program and the agility of a jungle cat. The tail landed on a cameraman on the sidelines who took the weave and showed it off to the audience as if he won THE PRICE IS RIGHT’s Showcase Showdown and the audience roared it’s approval

LMAO.

Video: WNBA Fight, Starring The L.A. Sparks, The Detroit Shock and Candace Parker

July 22nd, 2008 . by Dell

This will probably be the most press the WNBA gets for the next 12 months, which is sad because the discussion will have nothing to do with the actual game. The Starting Five seems to think Rick Mahorn’s decision to push Lisa Leslie to the ground will have harsh implications.

The skirmish started moments after Candace Parker and Detroit’s Cheryl Ford had to be separated after Ford fouled Parker.

On the next possession, Parker got tangled up with Detroit’s Plenette Pierson and fell to the ground. As she was getting up, Pierson intentionally ran into her, setting off the melee.

Parker threw a punch at Pierson before being tackled by Detroit’s Deanna Nolan. Players and coaches from both teams joined in, and Mahorn knocked Lisa Leslie to the court at one point.

“I was trying to protect the whole game, the integrity of the game,” he said. “The WNBA is very special to me because I have four daughters. I don’t even raise my hand to them, and I would never push a woman. This game, I love this game too much.”


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